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Hey, my sexy butterflies! *waves in butterfly* Tradition demands that I start every post with an update so here’s a
As you get older, your parents transition from superheroes to flawed human beings. You become old enough to see their
Hey, my magnificent butterflies! One of the proudest moments in my life is when I finish using the bathroom and
Before boys, friends were my first love. I fantasized about friendships like the ones in Sex and The City and
Man. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much naked ass in my life. I scroll through my Instagram timeline,
*Humming, chewing with my mouth open, and dancing* Hey my butterflies! I'm just over here dancing while stuffing my face
The only other time I woke up so hysterically was when I woke up alone after they vacuumed my deceased
*Limps in with war paint on face, bandanna on head, and scarred knee* If you’re reading this it’s not too late,
I started writing poems when I was 16 years old. Shy and insecure, I didn't know how to express my